The Rudy Schwartz Project ‎– Bowling For Appliances

Lynyrd Skynyrd Memorial Tractor Pull
Bob Eubanks Initiation Ritual And Subsequent Cumbia
Ernest Borgnine Memorial Birthday Party
Cogate Clean
The Fog And The Dew
A Career In Real Estate
Waltz Of The Mortgage Bankers
Ernest Borgnine Reprise
Ben
Obigatory Telephone Segue
Protect And Serve
A Sandwich For Adolph
Nice Lawn, Asshole
Snot Mouth Tweedle
Snot Mouth On The Beach
Bowling For Appliances
1987

The Rudy Schwartz Project was founded in 1984 in Austin, Texas by Joe Newman. After leaving a box of consignment cassettes on the sales counter at The Record Exchange, threatening 3 A.M. phone calls soon commenced, and Newman relocated to a bunker in rural Oregon with his faithful dog, Günther, and a large box of biker and severed head movies on Betamax cassettes. Once the initial supply of salt biscuits and dried snake meat was exhausted, Newman was spotted at a Stop & Go attempting to use forged food stamps to purchase pornographic magazines and cases of Pringles and aerosol cheese. He was subsequently deported to Canada, where unfortunately he has once again gained access to recording equipment. He is writing new songs about disabled primates on skateboards and Sarah Palin’s vaginal excretions, and posting disturbing videos on YouTube. Please don’t encourage him